# A One Page FAQ

## I've heard that JavaScript is the long-lost fountain of youth. Is this true?

Why, yes it is! Studies prove that learning JavaScript freshens the mind and extends life span by several hundred years. (Note: some scientists disagree with these claims.)

## Can JavaScript really solve all of my problems?

Why, yes it can! It's the most versatile programming language ever created and is trained to provide financial management advice, life-saving CPR, and even to take care of household pets.

## Is there nothing JavaScript can’t do?

Why, no there isn’t! It’s even able to write its own public relations-oriented Frequently Asked Questions pages. Now that’s one smart programming language!